Wat did tha sunderland players do wen they won tha cup?? THEY TURNED OFF THE PLAYSTATION!!

Q. What"s the difference between the sunderland keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let a maximim of four

Q: What have sunderland and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe.

Q: What"s the difference between sunderland and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!

Q) What is the difference between the Foot & Mouth desease and sunderland?
A)The Foot & Mouth desease got into Europe.

Q: What is the difference between sunderland and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of sunderland players on them - folk couldn"t figure out which side to spit on

Q:Why do sunderland always have lighters?

A:Becuase they always loose there matches

Q. What's Red, white,and funny?
A: A bus load of Sunderland supporters going over a cliff!

Q: What's the difference between a busload of Sunderland fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q.What does a Mackem and a scouser and a Dublin northsider have in common with batman

A:They cant go out without robbin

Q.What's the difference between a Mackem and a brick

A:Bricks get laid

Q. What would you call a pregnant Sunderland fan?
A: A dope carrier.

Q: How many Mackem supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus on the road?

A: Never enough

Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at the stadium of light(or more like stadium of shite)?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at St.James

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an Intelligent Sunderland supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Sunderland fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Q. Two Sunderland fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K!

Q: What does Roy Keane say when the ball hits the back of the net?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get it in there!

Q. What's the difference between a Mackem fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.

Q: What do you call 100 Sunderland supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start

=>Bin Laden was found hiding in the Sunderland trophy cabinet. when interviewed he said it reminded him of his cave back in afghanistan. cold, dark and ....empty


Q:Which one of snowhite's seven dwarfs thinks sunderland can stay up

A: Dopey


=>Teacher to jack :What does your dad do at the weekend?"

Jack:He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes when the money is right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his mouth"

Teacher pulling jack aside says :Is that true?"

Jack:No miss, truth is he goes to watch Sunderland but I was too embarrassed to say!"

Q: Why does Roy Keane keep visiting Argos?

A: Because that's the only way he can pick up any Premier points!


A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Sunderland FC, because they don't beat anyone!!"

Q:What do you call a person with 1 brain cell

A: A Mackem

Q:What do ye call a mackem with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnent

Q: What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at the stadium of light?

A: They score.

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